Can’t get a GP appointment? Try my new medical service | The Sunday Times Magazine

Have you been trying to get an appointment with your GP for weeks and weeks, speed-dialling the surgery the second it opens only to be told you’re already 37th in the queue and there were only four free slots that day anyway? Have you waited so long in A&E to have your broken arm looked at that it’s healed all by itself? Has every dentist in your area decided not to accept NHS patients any more? Well, we’re here to help. With Placeboo!, our all-new private but affordable health service, operated in conjunction with 99pvets.com, Amigoneyet Funeral Homes and the University of Otford, all of or most of or some of your medical desires will be catered for.

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